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reverseracism:

2damnfeisty:

imnotkanyewest:

OKAY. OKAY. WHAT THE UNHOLY HELL. OH GOD I’M SO MAD. HANG ON LOOK, KEEP READING THIS AND I PROMISE I’LL BE MORE CALM.

In 2012, a 17-year-old boy named T.J. Lane killed three fellow classmates in a school shooting, and was sentenced to life in jail. But wait, that’s not the worst part. This kid pulled a few nasty stunts to really show how much of a pathetic monstrosity he is. In the courtroom during his trial, he took off his more formal clothing to reveal a white undershirt with the word “KILLER” crudely written on it. He was smiling and laughing while the case progressed through the day. And to top it off, when he was finally sentenced [to life in prison], he turned to the families of the victims he killed, and said, “This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. F—- all of you,” before flicking them off. As if this sick waste of human life couldn’t get any more disgusting.

AND NOW, FOR THE DAMN KICKER: This vile animal has somehow managed to fucking escape prison with a fellow inmate, and is currently on the run. I urge any and all of you to spread this info around and be fully aware of the tragedy this vermin has caused. He must be found and apprehended as soon as possible, and if I’ve made anyone more aware, I’ve helped this cause.

I WANT HIM OFF THE STREETS AND AWAY FROM EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW INFURIATED I AM. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY OBSCENE LANGUAGE BUT I’M PISSED OFF AT THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM AND THIS IS ONLY ANOTHER NAIL IN THE COFFIN.

he still breathing meanwhile Mike Brown is dead.

He is still breathing while thousands of innocent/unarmed/guiltless black people are deceased.

He’s trash and the fact that some weird ass people are fans over him is fucking disgusting.

(via xkisswafist)

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daisiestdaisy:

queerstag:

newvagabond:

queerstag:

casualcissexism:

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

Perhaps because so much of America is so far from any ocean? But of course the few hundred miles from any of the coasts are the most densely populated places.

But it’s still ridiculous to just say that Americans wouldn’t get this joke. Like as if people that don’t live by the ocean would never ever learn what a buoy is. 

'Cause we all howdy yeehaw hicks in America, ain't we. What the sassafras is a buoy?? It's a thing in the OCEAN? Well tan my hide and call me Samantha, I ain't EVER SEEN A OCEAN. 

Sorry, it’s just funny at this point to me. xDDD

Naw it’s alright. Like I honestly forget there are people in the US who haven’t been to New York over ten times (but then again I make sure to drinks lots or “wudder” if it’s hauwt outside) Maybe folks posting this thought there was a different word for buoy? Or they just wanted to get our collective Kmart panties in a twist.

…isn’t the joke just that it’s pronounced “BOO-ey” in the US so the pun doesn’t work…?

Nah, I don’t think so, I mean, I got it just fine. If you say it fast enough I don’t think there’s a pronunciation problem.

Um isn’t that the weird roommate guy from Bridesmaids???

(Source: teflonly)